Query

Is anybody else freaked out that Heather Mills (who calls herself an activist but we all know why she is famous) is going to be on Dancing with the stars? Should I finally watch to see if there are any tragic accidents? Everyone is thinking this, right?

Why Bother?

Um, if you're not using soap to wash your hands with after using the toilet, what's the point? Why waste your time? I noticed and that scowl was totally for you and you know it lady.