I'm supposed to be straightening up

It's the night before the cleaners come so i'm supposed to be tidying up. Once a month all of my clothes are put away and the coffee table is cleared off. This will be our 3rd month and we've gotten a little lazy. I used to unbury the kitchen table but I've given up since I've gotten all of the sewing stuff out.

Clay has finally embarked on his butter making experiment and the house reeks. He started it in the crockpot on Saturday and only yesterday after 3 rounds of heat and skimming was it ready for the herb. He tells me it's my fault because I bought him the cookbook at Urban, but that was only so he would stop harassing people to help him. It never ends.

Poo

Yes, that was me that smelled like dog crap on Bart this morning, thank you for asking. For some reason lately whenever I dock my ipod and then go to listen to it again after it has been charged, the volume is at it's highest setting. It's Monday so I have forgotten this and wasn't paying attention to where I was walking. While I was tearing my earbuds out of my ear and trying to turn down the volume I stepped in the squishy mess on the sidewalk. Thanks neighbors.

Regis

Caroline Rhea was the co-host on Regis yesterday. Was Whoopi busy?

always a bridesmaid....

no more.

welcome to lisa's cranky world.

of course, lisa was too cranky to set this up herself, so we did it for her. she enjoys reading other people's blogs while simultaneously bitching about her day. so, just like peanut butter and chocolate—two great things that go well together—this blog is born.

note to public: we have been hogging all of lisa's amusing - um - observations and now we share them with you. you'd better be grateful.
-l + x