Dressing Like Children

Why is Dakota Fanning in ALL of the new Marc Jacobs ads? Seriously, how old is she? Every time I turn a page to reveal her, I get irritated all over again.

Customer Service

How did I end up receiving mail from the Viceroy Hotel, where they greet you by your name at all times, addressed to Rocky Morton?

Spring

It's been a rough month and I haven't really had anything petty to complain about. Well that's never true but I didn't feel like sitting down and sharing. Apparently there are 2 of you out there that have requested something so last night on my walk home from Bart on College Ave. a few gentleman caught my eye.

I guess it's officially spring when there is a guy sitting on a bench brushing his teeth like it's no big deal. Perhaps he just finished dinner? While still contemplating that I had to wade through the crowd outside of Zachary's. Why do people waiting outside of a restaurant pretend they are in a lobby instead of a sidewalk and then refuse to clear a path? Dirty looks for everyone. That's when I noticed the crowd of "bikers". Really it was just old yuppie guys with motorcycles, one of which was plush, and I mean that literally. Every surface was covered with a short pile fabric. If you didn't want to get off the couch then why did you embarrass yourself with fur?

What joy will today hold?